Dear Nick Jonas,
I do not care whatsoever about your solo career. Kevin and Joe are the best and everyone knows it. If they haven’t realized it yet, then they haven’t seen an episode of “Jonas." They’re hysterical. You are not. Sorry. Hate to break this to you over the internet.
P.S. I hope you aren’t too offended if I use this picture of your brothers and I performing at the Disney Christmas parade as my Christmas card this year.
Originally written 12/10/09