Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Dear Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman, I completely understand having your story revamped and being dropped into a new urban setting, but we need to have a chat about this outfit.  You’re a patriotic figure who represents the strength of the American woman, why are there no stars on this outfit?   Because you had to make room for leggings or tights or whatever that contraption covering you’re legs is?  And about the jacket, super heroes don’t need jackets.  You’re not Suze Orman.  You haven’t had a problem with being chilly in the past 599 issues, why start now?  I love you, but really?

Originally written 6/1/10

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